Summer is coming to a close...but...

**-justin-** · 08-27-2001 09:57 AM

So summer is ending, vacation is over, and the kiddies are about to go back to school. Fortunately, the kiddies I know wear tight shirts and drink lots of beer :) Hello school year, and thank you vodka!

Anyone feel the excitement in the air?

~Justin

**Aaron** · 08-27-2001 10:33 AM

The campus is alive now that classes are starting tomorrow. I help set computers up on our school network so I get to see first hand the new crop of freshmen. I find it refreshing every year! They always dress so nice and look F-I-N-E. They also seem to get younger every year. I guess I'm just getting old.

Aaron

**TroyD** · 08-27-2001 10:52 AM

Fall definately is my fave time of year.....

The College of Charleston is fantastic this time of year, not only is the girl/guy ratio 3:1 but it is also WAY to hot to wear much clothing in Chucktown this time of year.....the view is lovely I must say.

Troy

**Aaron** · 08-27-2001 12:15 PM

....because the business center and gym are right across the street from my house. These are the two most densely populated "hottie" areas on campus. All these hot girls do is parade around within my eye shot. It's just not fair! It really sucks being an engineer, because I have very few girls in my class (and fewer yet attractive ones). *sigh*

Aaron

**-justin-** · 08-27-2001 12:35 PM

awwwww, poor you. Let's have a pity party for the boy that lives across from the gym with all the hot girls walking in and out. I bet there is a special place in Micah's heart for your pain.

Here's a suggestion: go to the gym. If it's right across the street, what are you waiting for?

~Justin

**George Grand** · 08-27-2001 12:40 PM

I'd jog right on over, if they had a cigarette machine too! Are gyms "No Smoking" areas?

George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)

**Micah Cohen** · 08-27-2001 12:43 PM

Look at the self control I'm using to stay out of this thread!

I am SO great!

MC

**George Grand** · 08-27-2001 01:25 PM

Self-control. YEAH! Hands were probably too busy to post coherently.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)

**Aaron** · 08-27-2001 02:29 PM

.....I HAVE BINOCULARS!!! Oh yeah, baby! Thanks goes to my housemate Jason for bringing a pair. It's a beautiful thing. Justin, I DO go to the gym! Oh the glorious eye candy! :D

Aaron

**hoosier21** · 08-27-2001 02:51 PM

A webcam with a great zoom. That would be a hit

**TroyD** · 08-27-2001 03:08 PM

...BUT do you have chloroform, leather straps, lime and trashbags?

Troy

**-justin-** · 08-27-2001 03:31 PM

Isn't chloroform the answer to everything?

[homer]mmmmmm...chloroform....[/homer]

~Justin

**George Grand** · 08-27-2001 04:36 PM

Stalk one for me baby! To be young again. Great icebreaker that chloroform.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)

**TroyD** · 08-27-2001 05:46 PM

Aaron: "Hi my name is Aaron, I am an engineering student, my but you look fetching in those hiphuggers. Isn't Brittney Spears really bitchin' ?"

19 dormbabe: "Wow, you are like soooo cute. SNIIIIFFFFFFF, I really like your aftershave."

Aaron: "glad you like it."

19 dormbabe: "I feel kind of dizzy, maybe it was the winecooler..... THUD"

Aaron: "works like a charm......"

/sound of shuffling feet and a 105 lb object being dragged to an undisclosed location/

**Strong Bad** · 08-29-2001 11:23 AM

I might as well ring in here.

Well gentlemen, dig this....

After 14 1/2 years, I'm quiting my job to go back to school to finish up my networking certification. You may say...big deal. Ahhhh....but here's the kicker. Johnny Boy is DJing parttime in one of the best gentlemens clubs in Baltimore. Yeah guys, I'll be spinning CDs for 7 hours a day for like 4 days a week all the while surrounded with beautiful practically naked women. Right now I'm working there 1 day a week until I leave my current job in a month.

It's the best decision I could have ever made! Life sure is getting really awesome!!!

Come visit everyone.

John

**Aaron** · 08-29-2001 11:24 AM

We know Micah will come visit you!

Aaron

**Strong Bad** · 08-29-2001 11:52 AM

I'm posting a picture of Micah at the front door and instructing the doormen to keep him out!

Well, if he brings some free Polk goodies to me and the girls, then we'll let him in.

**nap** · 08-29-2001 01:11 PM

Which club is this ?

**Strong Bad** · 08-29-2001 01:34 PM

Kaos

**Micah Cohen** · 08-29-2001 01:56 PM

Troy, are these threads admissable as evidence in a court of law?

Oooo, I have such incredible self control.

Polk night out at KAOS, Tony? Whoops, sorry, I'm busy!

John, I am a tad envious. Even a geek like you can get some at a strip club.

:D

MC

**TroyD** · 08-30-2001 09:33 AM

...and take the fifth.

Troy

and if that fifth happens to be a good single malt scotch, so much the better.

**nap** · 08-30-2001 04:15 PM

Micah, whenever you wanna schedule a Polk night out (not company sanctioned of course) just lemme know. John D, what are the best times to go ?

**Strong Bad** · 08-31-2001 09:42 AM

I work the Saturday dayshift from 12-7 (more days to come in October). There are some very sweet girls during the day. At night the creme of the crop comes out, especially during the weekend. Oh and by the way, Saturday September 15th from noon till ? is a free carwash celebrating their anniversary.

If you bring Micah, please make sure he takes his weekly shower first. Maybe the girls will wash his crummy car too.

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Summer is coming to a close...but...

oh yeah

ahhh yes.....

I need binoculars....

guess what guys.....

You need to set up

binoculars are cool....

I can picture it...

Envy me boys!!!

visitation

NO WAY!

Hey John

Bring the whole Polk crew by!

I will excercise my constitutional rights..

I am in

Here ya go

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