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    Default Classic Clinton Humor

    It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a
    show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill
    Clinton.

    "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
    ever got to having a black man as President.

    Number 1 - He played the sax.

    Number 2 - He smoked weed.

    Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

    Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets
    a
    check from the government every month.

    Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
    shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
    most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

    Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
    Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

    When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
    don't know, I never had one."

    The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
    as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
    what I think you need to know."

    Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
    Panky between the Bushes."


    ---Ya gotta love it
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    lmao! classic.

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    Very nice.

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    Excellent... :D

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    That was damn good.. I think I've seen this comedian on Comedy Central..

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    ROFL

    Good stuff!
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    I miss Bill too.

    The media and Hollywood loved him and so you werent beat over the head with doom and gloom every time you turned on the news or a tv show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacLeod
    The media and Hollywood loved him and so you werent beat over the head with doom and gloom every time you turned on the news or a tv show.
    Maybe not, but you knew it was coming just the same. :D
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    An now Hillary wants to be President. That should be good for a few votes from the bleeding hearts. My only question is, How many bleeding hearts will there be in the USA come 2008. This should be good.
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    I'm sure it'll bring a lot more voters out of the closet.

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    An now Hillary wants to be President.
    Now, that is a JOKE!!!
    'Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    I'm no Hillary fan, but at least she is right about sending more troops to Afghanistan to nail the resurgent Taliban. Afterall, they were in bed with Al Qaida, which attacked our country.

    Out of the Dems running, I'd like to see Richardson of NM be their nominee. Excellent international credentials, leadership from being head of a st. government.
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    Hilliary is never right ( or correct either ) ... She is whatever is necessary at the moment to float in the prevailing wind ...

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