School Warning - (Adult warning)

[brettw22]

I'm guessing these 'blockages' weren't from a single here or there.....lol.....

[BaggedLancer]

Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! loooooool

[ben62670]

And people laugh at me for wearing flip flops in the shower. I tell them I don't want to get my feet pregnant.

[BaggedLancer]

And people laugh at me for wearing flip flops in the shower. I tell them I don't want to get my feet pregnant.

And people laugh at me for commuting to college :D

[exalted512]

How the hell does semen clog a shower? Maybe a bunch of guys were playing limp bizkit in the show or something.
-Cody

[BaggedLancer]

How the hell does semen clog a shower? Maybe a bunch of guys were playing limp bizkit in the show or something.
-Cody

Something tells me the clog initially came from the "human hair" they found in the shower....then when the semen hits the human hair it builds up.....kinda like how beavers build dams with stick then pack mud in......just in this case the boys are packing showers with human hair then their own semen.....

Talk about a disturbing/disgusting picture I just put in peoples minds...

[dorokusai]

That's not even possible and I've tried.

[disneyjoe7]

Wtf?

[Bill Ayotte]

We will preform DNA tests if the problem persists....Why don't they all just go pull one off on his door? "Please wack off in your room while your roommate watches" is what this sounds like to me.

[millerman 3732]

That's not even possible and I've tried.

how long where you at it before you finally gave up? J/K :D

[nadams]

That's not even possible and I've tried.

Feh... you old guys, I swear. Quitters.

[bobman1235]

Wow, that letter looks so real.... ;)

[mrbigbluelight]

Something tells me the clog initially came from the "human hair" they found in the shower....then when the semen hits the human hair it builds up.....kinda like how beavers build dams with stick then pack mud in......just in this case the boys are packing showers with human hair then their own semen.....

Talk about a disturbing/disgusting picture I just put in peoples minds...

What I find so disturbing, BL, is ...... how you seem to know so much about the subject. You haven't been conducting like ..... clinical trials or any such thing ?

[RuSsMaN]

Is that what that stuff is?

I always wondered at SC Polkfest when I stayed at Troys house, why there were always little 'jellyfish' in the tub after everyone showered.

I thought it had to do with well water or something.

[George Grand]

"Anybody who WISHES to masturbate....."

What a clown. Obviously doesn't understand that we don't WISH to masturbate, and that it is a staple of being human since somebody put the Cro- in Cro-Mag.

"Oh my! I just had a very exciting thought about possibly getting made a chief in a tribe of gorgeous, Jenny McCarthy looking Amazons, and the ceremony that celebrates said chiefdom. Therefore, I think I WISH to commemorate this thought by masturbating."

[dragon1952]

In the comfort of their own rooms! But that's not the same! The shower's the perfect place. You're already naked, the lubricant is readily available, and clean-up's a breeze :D

[BaggedLancer]

What I find so disturbing, BL, is ...... how you seem to know so much about the subject. You haven't been conducting like ..... clinical trials or any such thing ?

No sir.........but I will admit when I used to be in the dorms at school I would aim for the shower "ON" handle before I left.......

[hearingimpared]

Jerk offs!!!!

[venomclan]

As long as they do not track the problem back to the Tasteful Babe Thread and shut us down.
V

[Maurice]

Higher education my ass, sounds like one big circle jerk!!!:D

[Demiurge]

Wow, that letter looks so real.... ;)

Ed Zachary...

Funny as hell, though.

[engtaz]

Somebody is fired for posting that. It looks bad for the University.

[bobman1235]

You guys are all kidding right?

Should I print up something with the Polk Audio letterhead saying something ridiculous so you can all believe that too? :)