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    Default Man cuts off his own Pepperoni in a Pizza Joint

    Don't know whether to laugh or just cringe...

    A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

    Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

    Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

    "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

    "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

    "Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

    A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

    She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

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    No ten virgins for him.
    'Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    You know you are really f'in nuts when you think the solution to all of your problems is chopping off your dong....
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    Who cares if mainstream pop is released in SACD? In most cases, that amounts to polishing a turd.
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    It's all fun and games till someone loses their willy...
    Let me tell you something about life, around every corner monsters await. I know, I am one.

    If I owned hell and this place, I would rent this place out and live in hell.

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    Ouch!!!!!!!

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    There sems to be a trend of guys lopping their stuff off, and it usually involves a woman.

    I'd like to know what happened to the old practice of doing time with her best friend for revenge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivrrat
    I'd like to know what happened to the old practice of doing time with her best friend for revenge?
    I happen to practice that on occasion....She really has to piss me off though, and her best friend has to at least look ok.....:p
    Quote Originally Posted by troyd
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    Have you ever felt the legs of a female equestrian on your head?

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    He really JERKED IT OFF!!!

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    Free willy, Free willy!! LOL :p

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    Bad date gone wrong.
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    That dude lost his head...:)

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    Anybody remember that song Detachable Penis by King Missle?
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore

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    And he thought his chances of getting lucky were slim at the start of the date !;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by zombie boy 2000 View Post
    Anybody remember that song Detachable Penis by King Missle?
    LOL, Yes! They played the video on Beavis and Butthead. I think the last few lines of that song were:


    I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I felt myself again; complete.
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    That's the one...
    I remember it from 120 Minutes, but now that you mention B&B...

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    Full lyrics to Detatchable Penis. That song was a riot.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

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    Just a few days ago a guy when into the Fountain Valley City Hall and lit himself on fire due to something he was protesting. They should have just let him burn but they put him out with a fire extinguisher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron-P View Post
    Just a few days ago a guy when into the Fountain Valley City Hall and lit himself on fire due to something he was protesting. They should have just let him burn but they put him out with a fire extinguisher.
    If he was protesting against something I was doing, thatd make me want to do it more and hope the rest of his fellow protesters would light themselves on fire too.
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    I am still laughing at the title of the post:D

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    i hate when that happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by venomclan View Post
    It's all fun and games till someone loses their willy...

    Well, you know there's no fun and games after, that's for sure.
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    Sort of on topic....
    When I was studying abroad in Ecuador my senior year, we visited the hometown of Lorenna (sp?) Bobbitt. I am not lying when I say she was portrayed as an absolute hero. I even seem to remember a statue of her in the town square.

    Creeeeeeeeepppppyyyy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zombie boy 2000 View Post
    Sort of on topic....
    When I was studying abroad in Ecuador my senior year, we visited the hometown of Lorenna (sp?) Bobbitt. I am not lying when I say she was portrayed as an absolute hero. I even seem to remember a statue of her in the town square.

    Creeeeeeeeepppppyyyy.
    LOL too bad Chrissy did not cast her in his Cleaver movie on The Soprano's...
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    Was her statue holding anything in it's hand?
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    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
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    Turns out Miss Bobbitt didn't cut off the biggest prick of all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron-P View Post
    Was her statue holding anything in it's hand?
    Yes.....
    the dreams of a hundred-thousand countrymen and
    the key to my heart:p













    **eeeeeesshhhhh****
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    anyone for a meat-lover's?

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    I don't like Italian sausage.

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    How many times do I have to tell you? The line is.... "Forget about it Sanchez, the old man likes his cannoli"!!!!

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    They should do a "Willie and Frankie" episode on SNL for this one. :D

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