So I went to the Derby today......It really didn't live up to the hype. There were drunk ass college kids everywhere, and that was at noon...It used to be funny to watch college girls get plowed and do stupid ****, but the fat girl that grabbed my ass was anything but cute, and her good looking friend practically fell over on me...Not a good situation..If I EVER do this again, I will get grandstand seats....Thank god I didn't pay the $80 for our tickets, I would have been really pissed.