Alright, after reading one of the little tidbits in the Fred on everything topic, it gave me the idea for this. Seeing as most of us are guys, post up your oddest place you have urinated, funniest story regarding trying to urinate somewhere outside of a bathroom, sayings you use as code that you are about to urinate somewhere(see below), etc. Ladies you can chime in as well if you have something to contribute. I'll start it off.
We were out on a jeep trip with a local jeep club and had stopped for a break. After all the bumping around in the jeep, the water I had been drinking was ready to come out. I told a buddy of mine, "Hey, I'm gonna go check out this tree over here." Little did I know that he decided to follow me and didn't realize what I meant until I started "watering" the tree.