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    Default A message from Joey V.

    I love this stuff........shows true his true character, which most of us have known from day one.

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    I was perusing some of the threads and you always seem to get into fights. I realized that the reason for this was simple:

    You're a jackass.
    That's Mr. Jackass to you.
    'Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    YEAH, my past research has shown this to be true. but we love ya, big daddy.

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    Hmmm...

    EDIT: I'm the jackass.

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    Peruse is right. He's perusing threads; he's pursuing doctorationshipment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unc2701 View Post

    Umm, oops. Andy beat me to that, but it's pursuing, not persuing.

    http://www.webster.com/dictionary/pursuing
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    damn, I got suckered into bad spelling trying to make a point before anyone else did.

    DAMN IT! Now I think I'm the biggest jackass. . . well, third after F1 and Joey.
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    You gots a pretty good looking "coif" for a jackass Jesse.

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    I think everybody here is a Jackass, so stick that in your eye... ;)
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    There is over 45,000 members here. A few Jackasses are to be expected.
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    "There ARE over 45,000 members here........

    You see? You're a jackass. I knew it.

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    Jackass Extraordinaire.
    Let me tell you something about life, around every corner monsters await. I know, I am one.

    If I owned hell and this place, I would rent this place out and live in hell.

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    Everyone's a Jackass at one time or another.Big friggin deal.It's the one's that are a Jackass ALL the time that worries me.And I don't hold Jesse in that elite group.Wonder what promted Joey to send that though.I think Joey really likes Jesse in a strange sort of way.;)

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    He fears picking a fight here, so he tries to do it over e-mail? Hahahahahahaha....Nice one dude.
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    That's easy for a jackass to say.

    This was a milestone post. My 3,700th without sounding like a jackass.

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    Who ****ing cares?

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Grand View Post
    That's easy for a jackass to say.

    This was a milestone post. My 3,700th without sounding like a jackass.
    Nope, sorry you only made it to 3,699, that last post was pretty jackassish
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    There is a FINE line between jackass and horse's ass that you haven't acquainted yourself with yet. I have to be different. It's not enough for me to be a mere jackass when all others around me are jackasses.

    ****, there goes 3701.

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    Hahahahaha! I love these threads..Yes, I am a jackass as well....:D
    Quote Originally Posted by troyd
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    "Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass." - Mark Twain
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.

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    What the hell, I'll join all you other jackasses! Let's go graze in the field and drop big piles of **** in Joey's honor!

    HEEE HAWWWWW!

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    If all so called jackasses would put all the other so called jackasses that they can't stand on ignore, then this thread would not be necessary. As it is it's meaningless.

    Individual personality conflicts between individuals doesn't necessarily make either jackasses, just stupid if they can't or refuse to learn to ignore one another.

    Or at the very least, KEEP IT PRIVATE! There is NO need to drag the rest of the board into it.

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    Well said Cathy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Grand View Post
    "There ARE over 45,000 members here........

    You see? You're a jackass. I knew it.
    I have been on here for some time now and you are just learning this?

    You are one slow learning jackass:D
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    Ummmmmm...........nothing personal there fellows but I am much more intersted in Jillsass. If she wants to play with my Jackass, a little hop scotch will do nicely.

    Since Jesse took Mr. I will take Sir Jackass.

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    Of course we'll have to have like a SUPREME Allied Jackass.

    There could also be His & Her Royal.....

    Lord Jackass

    The Duke & Duchess of.....

    The Earl of....


    Lotta titles left to give away.
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    OH, I thought we already had one of those kind of jackass's.

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    I prefer Jackass Esquire.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.

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    Sorry, I had to run out right after I posted the jackass email. I wanted to bring up another tidbit about my buddy.

    In a conversation, relayed to me, about his pending medical career, Joey responded that he wasn't interested in working with people that have disabilites or handicaps as they were too much trouble. He said this as he was standing in front of a gentleman in a wheelchair!!!

    Talk about a jackass.
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