Yeah, I figure I might as well vent somewhere.
The rotation is pissing me off.
I hope the Mets' private plane blows up, falling down onto PNC park taking out the Phillies infielders.
Carlyle needs a good game to solidify his spot in the organization.
Renteria needs an old-school booster shot (the one Mickey used to get).
Why does the strikezone always seem to expand everytime a Braves batter is up to the plate?
Teixeira needs to pass-up free-agency and stay with the Braves for an extra year.
Smoltz is going to outlast the nuclear holocaust and Keith Richards.
Hudson IS going to get the Cy Young.
Chucky will come off the DL with a third pitch and throw a no-hitter or I'll kill a bunny.
None of this is up for debate, the statements come straight from the highest source in the universe, Ribbono Shel Olom.