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    Default The Male Rules

    Here they are; please note that all of them are #1.

    1.-Boobs and a$$es were created to be watched; don't try to change that.

    1.-Please learn how to deal with the toilet seat; you are adult, aren't you? If it's up, put it down! We need it up, you need it down, and we NEVER complain that it is down.

    1.-Saturday = Sports. It's like the moon and the tides. Accept it.

    1.-Shopping is NOT a sport, and it never will.

    1.-You must clearly express what you want:
    -Subtle insinuations don't work
    -Clear insinuations don't work
    -Obvious insinuations don't work
    -JUST ASK!!!!

    1.-"Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers for almost any question

    1.-A headache that lasts three months is clearly a health problem. Go see the doctor.

    1.-If you think you're overweight, you probably are; don't ask us.

    1.-If there's something you need to tell us, please try to do it during commercials.

    1.-Cristopher Columbus didn't need directions; we don't need them either.

    1.-Men see in 16 colors, just like basic PC configurations. Peach is a fruit.

    1.-If it itches, we will scratch. It's our right.

    1.-If we ask you what's wrong and you say "nothing", we will act accordingly.

    1.-Don't ask us what are we are thinking unless you are willing and prepared to discuss sex, sports or cars.

    1.-You have enough clothes.

    1.-You have too many shoes.

    1.-We are in shape. Round, is a shape.


    Thanks for taking the time for reading this. I know I'll sleep in the couch today. But you know, men actually like that. It's like camping.
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    LOL, awesome

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    funny:)

    as for buying stuff, one could add:

    1- You often buy shoes, clothes, makeup, haircuts at the salon, manicures, pedicures, moisturizers, face cleansers, hairdryers, curling irons, etc. We buy electronics once in a while. Call it even:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike682 View Post
    funny:)

    as for the personal items, one could add:

    1- You often buy shoes, clothes, makeup, haircuts at the salon, manicures, pedicures, moisturizers, face cleansers, hairdryers, curling irons, etc. We buy electronics once in a while. Call it even:D
    haha that was real funny
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    I just read it to my wife, she violates just about every rule there.

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