Here they are; please note that all of them are #1.
1.-Boobs and a$$es were created to be watched; don't try to change that.
1.-Please learn how to deal with the toilet seat; you are adult, aren't you? If it's up, put it down! We need it up, you need it down, and we NEVER complain that it is down.
1.-Saturday = Sports. It's like the moon and the tides. Accept it.
1.-Shopping is NOT a sport, and it never will.
1.-You must clearly express what you want:
-Subtle insinuations don't work
-Clear insinuations don't work
-Obvious insinuations don't work
1.-"Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers for almost any question
1.-A headache that lasts three months is clearly a health problem. Go see the doctor.
1.-If you think you're overweight, you probably are; don't ask us.
1.-If there's something you need to tell us, please try to do it during commercials.
1.-Cristopher Columbus didn't need directions; we don't need them either.
1.-Men see in 16 colors, just like basic PC configurations. Peach is a fruit.
1.-If it itches, we will scratch. It's our right.
1.-If we ask you what's wrong and you say "nothing", we will act accordingly.
1.-Don't ask us what are we are thinking unless you are willing and prepared to discuss sex, sports or cars.
1.-You have enough clothes.
1.-You have too many shoes.
1.-We are in shape. Round, is a shape.
Thanks for taking the time for reading this. I know I'll sleep in the couch today. But you know, men actually like that. It's like camping.