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    Default official YO MOMMA thread

    these kill me

    Yo mama is so big, Dora can’t even explore her


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    You drinking again Jim?
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    no bored at work

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    Yo momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

    Yo momma's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

    Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

    Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
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    Your Mama's so deaf, she bought a Blose and said, "this thing sounds great!"
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    Your mama's so fat...her high school picture was an aerial photograph!
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    Yo mama's so fat, when she sits down, she looks like this....
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    Yo mama's so fat, she entered this beauty contest and won...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Early B. View Post
    Yo mama's so fat, she entered this beauty contest and won...
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I got that pic in a email this week. . . bluuuuhjhhhhhhhhh!

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    I just puked all over the place.
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    I'm sure they are nice and fresh smelling!!!

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    Yo Momma so dumb,when she saw a sign that said"Wet Floor"she DID!
    Yo Momma so dumb,she sat on the TV and watched the couch
    Yo Momma so poor,i saw her walkin' down the street kickin' a can.When i asked what she was doing,she said"MOVIN'!"
    Yo Family so poor,when i went over your house and rang the doorbell,yo Momma stuck her head out the window and said"DING DONG!"
    Yo Momma so poor,she can't even pay......ATTENTION!
    Yo Momma so skinny,she stood behind a pole and disappeared
    Yo Momma so fat,when she sat in the front of the class,the marked everyone else absent
    Yo Momma so black,when she sat at the back of the class,they marked her absent
    Yo Momma so white,when she go to the beach,everybody tans off her reflections
    Yo Momma so fat,her blood type is Rocky Road
    Yo Momma so old and ugly,Moses kicker her off the Ark for scaring the animals away
    Experience counts a thousand times,where words only count ONCE.:o

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    Your mom is so fat it takes two trips to haul ass.
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    Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and snot shot out of George Washington’s nose.

    Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

    Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"

    Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

    Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

    Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

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    Yo mamma so fat she plays pool with the planets.

    Yo mamma so fat yo daddy has to roll her around in flour just to find the wet spot before he boinks her.

    Yo mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on a water fountain.

    Yo mamma so ugly that when she was a kid her daddy had to tie pork chops around her neck just so the dog would play with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disc Jockey View Post
    Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and snot shot out of George Washington’s nose.

    Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

    Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"

    Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

    Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

    Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

    Those are beauties!

    However I'm going to have to report you to the NOT being nice karma police!:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by BottomFeeder View Post
    However I'm going to have to report you to the NOT being nice karma police!:D
    Too late, I reported myself already. I'm hoping for leniency and probation with community service. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disc Jockey View Post
    Too late, I reported myself already. I'm hoping for leniency and probation with community service. :)
    Very impressive indeed!

    Turning yourself in and confessing before being caught always brings leniency.

    I hereby pronounce you forgiven & back in the karma!

    (& I have loads of pull around here!) :D
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    few more (since I'm in trouble already anyway)

    Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

    Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

    Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

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    Yo mommas so fat when I was done with her last night I rolled over 3x and couldnt get off her, so i slapped her side and rode the wave.
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    Yo Momma so fat,she thought a quarterback was a REFUND!
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    Yo Mama's so sleazy, when you told her you were buying some Polks, she said, "Don't waste your money, son, I'll poke you for free."
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    Yo Mamma's like a door knob....everyone gets a turn.
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    Yo mama so black, when she gets out her car the oil light comes on.

    Yo mama so ugly, she can trick or treat over the phone.
    Everytime I think I'm out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!!!!!

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    Yo Mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. :p

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    Yo mamma so fat a jpeg of her weighs 10LBS.

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    Yo Momma so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yo Momma's head so big, when she wears a Malcolm X hat helicopters try to land.
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    That's like working your way through Katie Perry in order to get to Rosie O'Donnell.

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    Yo Momma is so fat that each of her but cheeks have seperate zip code
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    Yo momma so fat, children and small pets get caught in her gravitational pull.
    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!

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    Yo momma is so fat - it takes two dogs to bark at her...

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