This is quite funny
Some of my favs
FYI: When using Cheetos as packing—in the future—I DO prefer the crunchy kind.
GREAT SELLER! PS-there were nail-clippings in the box; I chewed them. THANX!
Next time don't write CONTAINS PORN in big red letters all over the box! sheesh!
CONFUSED— the ouija board says I should poison my wife, the 8-BALL says to wait
COOL LAVA LAMP—p.s. noticed a condom inside. Now wondering, what's the "LAVA"?