All I was listening to was Diana Krall singing "Jingle Bells"! I was stunned and asked those that were picking on me how in the hell they could see a woman like this:
and not be hung on every word or note that left her mouth?
Geez, listen to me! Only 30 years old and already a crotchety old geezer!
It's a cryin' shame that Diana married a goober like Elvis Costello.