An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice for swimming with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, basketball court, etc. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for awhile, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked." And then added with a snicker, "I only came down to feed the alligator!"