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  1. 12-28-2007 03:24 PM #1
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    Default It's story time!

    We haven't did one of these in a while. I'll start. Keep adding until we win the Nobel Prize for Literature.


    A long time ago in a far away land....
    I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password...it would be password.
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    ...there lurked a hideous beast in the shadows of the forest...
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    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  3. 12-28-2007 03:32 PM #3
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    ....he felt so very alone, lost........
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    ...detached and lonely, looking for....
    In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence.

    "The best way to enjoy digital music reproduction is to never listen to good analogue reproduction". - Kenneth Swauger
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    someone who may be able to......
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    Quote Originally Posted by treitz3 View Post
    ...detached and lonely, looking for....
    Porn...
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
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    Boy oh boy!!! After 5 posts, not one mention of Sona or Ron in the story line. Where are all the Hemmingways?
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    We want to be PC: Back to the story....

    ....someone who may be able to......
    In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence.

    "The best way to enjoy digital music reproduction is to never listen to good analogue reproduction". - Kenneth Swauger
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    change the laws of physics to make more money
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    because he needed it for the fried chicken he couldn't afford, but then he had a clever idea to...
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    get that beeotch in the kitchen and bake me some damn pie.....
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    ...for a WORTHY cause...
    In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence.

    "The best way to enjoy digital music reproduction is to never listen to good analogue reproduction". - Kenneth Swauger
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    and to raise additional funds to pay for the...
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    ...brain surgery needed.....
    In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence.

    "The best way to enjoy digital music reproduction is to never listen to good analogue reproduction". - Kenneth Swauger
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    ...and installation of a stripper pole in the castle used by...
    I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password...it would be password.
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    his butler to cure him of the dreaded hairlip disease..

    He went to see...
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    . . . if under the spreading oak tree it was safe to pee . . .
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    ...but he was spotted by the dreaded two horned helgamith who...
    "Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then." Bob Seger
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    still believed in peeing on a wound...
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    but he still had the Hairlip desease, so he ...
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    So he went to see Michael Jacksons surgeon who…
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    .......told him to find a rat to knaw that hairlip off, because.....
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    . . . because rats don't just nibble they poison their environment and then just . . .
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    ....gave up....
    In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence.

    "The best way to enjoy digital music reproduction is to never listen to good analogue reproduction". - Kenneth Swauger
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    and went searching for..
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    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
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    a mate with a hairlip….this would mean...
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    that he would have to charter a boat...
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    to the island where they make cherry pie
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    and find the hairlip pie maker called...
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    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
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    nakamichi the baker...

    he told him...
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    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
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