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    Default Never Lie to Your Mother

    Mom got this as an email the other day, and I thought it was pretty funny:



    You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

    Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
    During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice
    how
    beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been
    suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had
    only made her more curious.

    Over the cou rse of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
    the eye.
    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
    thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."
    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
    mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
    gravy ladle.
    You don't suppose she took it, do y ou?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it,
    but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
    Dear Mom:
    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
    not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
    that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love,
    Brian

    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
    read:
    Dear Son:
    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
    you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer
    is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
    Love, Mom

    LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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    DAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN! Pwned! :D
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    I'd hit it....(jennifer that is)

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    Thats funny!
    Please. Please contact me a ben62670 @ yahoo.com. Make sure to include who you are, and you are from Polk so I don't delete your email. Also I am now physically unable to work on any projects. If you need help let these guys know. There are many people who will help if you let them know where you are.
    Thanks
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    somebody got OWNED!!
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    Funny stuff.

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    ROTFLMAO!!! Mom RULES!!!!
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    LOL Oddly, my roommate's name is Jennifer.
    I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set

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    Quote Originally Posted by ledhed View Post
    LOL Oddly, my roommate's name is Jennifer.
    You better not let your mom get a hold of the gravy ladle!!! :p
    Quote Originally Posted by George Grand View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jstas View Post
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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    [2CH]
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    Yamaha KX-W900U
    Sony ST-S500ES
    Denon DP-7F
    Parasound P/HP-850
    Parasound HCA-1000A
    Klipsch RF-35


    [In Storage]
    Yamaha CDR-HD1300
    ASL Wave 20 monoblocks
    Pro-Ject Phono Box MKII


    [Car System]
    Pioneer Premier DEH-P860MP
    Memphis 16-MCA3004
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    Haha... that's actually a good one. I didn't see where it was going :D
    Ludicrous gibs!

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