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    Funny Sex Quotes


    Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most
    beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can
    buy."


    Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when
    they want sex? Me neither."


    Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless
    experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's
    pretty damned good."


    Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If
    you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a
    good hand."


    Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd
    have no sex life at all."


    Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have
    sex in the back seat of the car... and she wanted me
    to drive."


    George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no
    intention of getting married."


    George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot
    pool with a rope.


    Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices
    which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
    Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."


    Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new
    flagpole on a condemned building.
    "I'm sure it's better than it sounds."

    Mark Twains' response, when asked what he
    thought of Wagners music.

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    Good stuff!
    'Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    Funny! Very Funny!
    ***WAREMTAE***

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    Ha Ha ha... I love it...

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