Funny Sex Quotes
Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most
beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can
Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when
they want sex? Me neither."
Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless
experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's
pretty damned good."
Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If
you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a
Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd
have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have
sex in the back seat of the car... and she wanted me
George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no
intention of getting married."
George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot
pool with a rope.
Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices
which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new
flagpole on a condemned building.