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  1. 02-06-2008 09:47 AM #1
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    Several days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?". She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
    She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."





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  2. 02-06-2008 09:48 AM #2
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    Ha that is funny.
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  3. 02-06-2008 10:30 AM #3
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    Typical....not suprised in the least bit haha
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  4. 02-06-2008 10:32 AM #4
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    That's as old as BaggedLancer, still funny though.
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  5. 02-06-2008 10:41 AM #5
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    Wow, nothing surprises me anymore.
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  6. 02-06-2008 05:27 PM #6
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    Too funny

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  7. 02-06-2008 05:41 PM #7
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    Perfect!!! My sister is a blonde, and her husband is a mechanic!!! Thank you.
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  8. 02-06-2008 06:06 PM #8
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    It's a joke,, right?:)
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  9. 02-06-2008 08:40 PM #9
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    yes, been around a long time.
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    This reminds me of the time my friends head light went out and we sent him to Autozone for halogen fluid...priceless...
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