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    Default If you wake up to the living dead walking the earth, what would you do?

    You wake up, peak outside your window and notice the dead are attacking the living. You find out wants going on via the news.
    Much like in the zombie movies, the dead are walking the early eating the living. If you get bitten, you will become one of them. You are warned that whatever city you live in is now 90% overrun by zombies. Shortly after the broadcast, you find that all phone/TV/Radio/internet are all dead. Communication with the outside world is completely cutoff. It's just you, your familiy, and the zombies. And these aren't the slow retarded zombies that you see in "Night of the Living Dead" These are the speedy bastards as seen in "28 days later" If you stay inside your house, there's a good chance accidental light/sound will attract them. It is assumed that they are perfectly capable of breaking through windows.

    What would you do in the event of such a zombie attack? Are you prepared?

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    Yeah, I'm bored now, too. I have to finish writing this speech I gotta give tomorrow, but as you can tell, I'm desperately grasping for distractions!

    I'd run for the shotgun and a .45 (the Colt King Cobra won't hold enough rounds) first off. Even if they may be attracted to the house, seems like it might be wise to stay inside. I don't know, though, the Suburban is parked in the garage. Might just pile in that and go blazing off down the street, running the crazed things over.
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    I'd call in sick and sleep it off. Wake up with one hell of a hangover and realize it was all just a bad, alcohol induced nightmare.

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    Where will you then take the Suburban?
    a. Shopping mall
    b. Abondon warehouse
    c. Local high school or university
    d. Nearest Millitary base
    e. Another house
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    f. Liquor store :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phasearray View Post
    Where will you then take the Suburban?
    a. Shopping mall
    b. Abondon warehouse
    c. Local high school or university
    d. Nearest Millitary base
    e. Another house
    Probably depends on how wide-spread this 'epidemic' is. If it's bad enough, we'd probably drive about 35 minutes to go pick up my sister and her family. If they're safety is of no concern, or even after having picked them up...maybe go camp out at the national guard that's about 25 minutes from the house?


    At first nestling yourself down into a mall or HS or university sounds like a good idea, lots of people and buildings and so forth, but they would be unfamiliar buildings, and I'd imagine most of the people would already be infected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phasearray View Post
    What would you do in the event of such a zombie attack? Are you prepared?
    On another note, I'd be right behind BaggedLancer...Every step of the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keiko View Post
    On another note, I'd be right behind BaggedLancer...Every step of the way.
    Unlike these people who were obviously not prepared
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    I'd grab the truck, load up the family, and then hit the nearest Gun Shop/Pawn Shop. I'd do whatever it takes to snag up a Zodiac or some sort of boat, few cans of gas and from there Im shoving off the Pacific. If those ****ers swim after me, I pray the sharks are hungry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sherardp View Post
    I'd grab the truck, load up the family, and then hit the nearest Gun Shop/Pawn Shop. I'd do whatever it takes to snag up a Zodiac or some sort of boat, few cans of gas and from there Im shoving off the Pacific. If those ****ers swim after me, I pray the sharks are hungry.
    real smart, if they do come after you and infect the fish, there goes 70% of the earth populated by zombies


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    Just join them. Brains can't be all that bad.
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    Start shooting them MFer's.... one by one.. I'd hunt them down and kill them.
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    I am so prepared :D You call em zombies....I just call em big Varmints..... http://www.varminthunter.org/

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    Well if they die in 28 days, I may just try to hold out in the house. As far as them getting in, aint gonna happen in FL with impact glass. Just ration the food and keep enough water on supply until the utilities shut down. Then emerge as the new leader of the world. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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    I'd call Chuck Norris. Cause nobody (not even zombies) is going to mess with Chuck!



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    Do you know what's worse than a regular zombie? A CHUCK NORRIS ZOMBIE!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nms
    Do you know what's worse than a regular zombie? A CHUCK NORRIS ZOMBIE!!
    Chuck would never allow that....
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    I'd play some Celine Dion for them. If anything can kill a zombie...

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    Even better...a Celene Dion and Michael Bolton DUET!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuO_p2IacZ0

    Think about it...this happened several years ago. Seen any Zombies since then?

    Of course you will suffer long term residual hearing loss if you are too close... and your dog will die instantly...

    That's why I would rather call Chuck.
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    This can't be real. I'm gonna wake up and find this thread was just a bad dream....... :D
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    I can't believe no one has linked to the RVB Zombie Plans video yet.

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    Necrophilia was never my thing, but in case this does happen . . . here's some help for you weirdos: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=125504

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    I read the article about Pittsburgh being unprepared. I would've guessed that it would be a great place to live. Very close to the river which would seem like an optimal escape route from zombies.

    Maybe hit up the mall if they have a sporting goods store. However, I'm pretty sure it would be impossible to know there weren't zombies already in there with you.

    I'm only 6 hours from San Antonio. I figure the Alamo would be a good place to hold out in. Took like 5 billion Mexicans to overtake it the first time around.
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    First you have to procure a copy of Max Brooks "Zombie Survival Guide"

    "The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain."
    With chapters like...
    1. Organize before they rise!
    2. They feel no fear, why should you?
    3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
    4. Blades don’t need reloading.
    5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
    6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
    7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
    8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
    9. No place is safe, only safer.
    10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

    SNL staff writer Max Brooks was bored too when he wrote this hilarious "guide" then a more ambitious sequel book "World War Z"
    The motion picture rights were just won by Leonardo Dicaprio (who beat out Brad Pitt's production Co.).

    Bored can be good :D

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    That's why I own this: http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Surviva...2749201&sr=1-1



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    Wait! Where is Zombieboy? I am sure Jason has run through this senario in his head a few hundred times. :)
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    What would I do?

    I have given the question tons of thought, and I am currently working on a Zombie Movie (to be shot in March). Anyway, here's my plan...



    The Fubar - the most badass Zombie killing device ever seen.

    Also, in all honesty, I would love a Zombie Epidemic.
    Wake up, shoot some undead, breakfast, shower, kill the undead,
    video games, lunch, set some undead on fire.

    Because nothing is better than mowing down Zombies with a shotgun.
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    You local jail would probably be one of the safest places to hide.
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    Who said those darned video games wouldn't come in handy? Now where is that BFG...

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