....today I have had the weirdest gas. Just had a tombstone last night with a little fresh garlic, and today....whoa nellie.
Not your average 'POOOOOOOOON' or 'FLUUBUBUBUBUB'. Today they sound like someone, say, touching live jumper cables together.
More like a 'SPAAANK' if you will. A very 'electrical' sound, almost harsh. Very powerful, very fast, and very amusing. I have been in my office by myself, laughing all day long.