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    Default Do you have guts, or balls?

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really Know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

    GUTS -- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS -- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, fatty!"

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

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    This is the type of threads you guys should start.

    Very funny.
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    INTELLIGENCE -- Coming home early enough to not get her mad, or coming home late enough that she's asleep and dealing with the fallout in the morning. Also, washing the perfume off at a friend's house before coming home :D
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    Do you have guts, or balls?
    My balls are full of guts.
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.

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    Intelligence, staying single and not worrying at all!!!!

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    I have really big loudspeakers to make up for my other shortcomings.

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    With some women, I'm pretty sure both of those options would get your balls sent violently INTO your guts. :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

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    Balls - that reminds me, I need to ask my gf what she did with them. Haven't seen them around in a while.

    Guts - need to hit the gym to make sure I don't get one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Kozak View Post
    Intelligence, staying single and not worrying at all!!!!
    Amen bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron-P View Post
    My balls are full of guts.

    As long as your gut is not full of balls ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Kozak View Post
    Intelligence, staying single and not worrying at all!!!!
    Rock on Brutha!
    I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password...it would be password.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Kozak View Post
    Intelligence, staying single and not worrying at all!!!!
    What he said!!!!


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