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    Default "Punk'ed" Karma with TroyD

    I am waiting on Troy and Wendi to arrive this evening for a weekend visit, Troy is picking up several items I bought for him while he was in Iraq.

    Love him or hate him, here is your chance!

    Post what prank you would like to have done to him, and I will do my best to get a picture of short video of the prank.


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    As soon as you open the door, hit him in the face with a pie and tell him it was from Sona.
    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!

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    Tell him Cliff is in the area too and is going to drop by in awhile.

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    Have some other people over to act like they are the new owners of the house and have never heard of you. :)
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    Better yet, these new people could say they are into "wife swapping" and invite them inside for a closer look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jstas View Post
    As soon as you open the door, hit him in the face with a pie and tell him it was from Sona.
    +1, hands down
    I know just enough to be dangerous, but don't tell my wife, she thinks I'm a genius. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jstas View Post
    As soon as you open the door, hit him in the face with a pie and tell him it was from Sona.

    Absolutely this can't be beat! LOL!
    I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password...it would be password.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueMDPicker View Post
    Tell him Cliff is in the area too and is going to drop by in awhile.

    funnaayy.....

    One of those few years of very entertaining years at CP bickering funfest. I missed those times.
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.

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    Pie to the face.....definitely

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    Spray him with a hose as he's carrying the gear to his car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmax View Post
    Have some other people over to act like they are the new owners of the house and have never heard of you. :)
    madmax

    Better yet, these new people could say they are into "wife swapping" and invite them inside for a closer look.
    Actually, this one is pretty good too!
    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dorokusai View Post
    Spray him with a hose as he's carrying the gear to his car.
    Only if he yells "Go on! Git! Git on outta here!"
    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!

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    Thought of a better one, give him a trumpet, some valve oil, a black tshirt, pair of ratty jeans, and a match....he'll know what to do.
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    LoL...

    But the Pie wins...
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    My vote is for the pie

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    Buy him an Eli Manning jersey.

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    Throw poo at him.
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    Stand there naked for him.
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    set all his stuff outside on a table...put a sign in the yard saying ...."Electronics Sale"...invite the neighbors over and have them carrying the stuff off the property when he gets there. Tell him you did pretty good...but next time he should buy better stuff and YOU will make more money.


    or stand there naked when he arrives.......no pics please.


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    better yet...if you know a cop...like I do.....wait till he gets his stuff loaded and is about to drive off...have the cops pull him over and ask for reciepts for all the stolen merchandise in his car.....LOL

    Or stand there naked when he arrives.


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    The cop thing would be awesome! Sir, so you say you own this stuff and your friend was holding onto it? Your friend here says he has never seen or heard of you before...
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    A pie in the face would be priceless. The yard sale sounds safer.

    Put a pie in a shipping box and close it up. Shake it up a bit. When your guests are seated, open the box and start serving it saying this is from Sona.
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    Put all of his stuff in the FM or the Deal of the Day thread.

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    Collect as much dryer lint as possible....and tell him we took up a collection
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    Hit him in the nuts with a pitching wedge.

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    LOL George....LMFAO!!!!!


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    Borrow a newborn and announce to BDT that this is the love child of yours and the Lovely Wendi while he was away.


    Apologies to BDT.

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    Offer him a glass of buttermilk Russ. Tell him you are off the beer.
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    cook something really bad and sit all excited as he eat it and pretends to like it...

    Then tell him it`s skippy dog food
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    Hoosier, next time give us a little more head's up.

    This ...... man oh man ...... the possiblities ...... the humanity .........
    ..... a video of this would have easily made the top of the charts on YouTube.





    Guess you'll have to stick with the pie/poo/pitching wedge arrangement.


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    If he gave us more notice, Troy would be on the board and seeing it...........this way Troy's in the car already on the way and he has no way of doing so.......
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