Got Bacon?

[audiobliss]

Oh yeah, this is so me...

[cfrizz]

ROTFLOL!

So stop cooking it all the time. Just make it a Saturday treat for breakfast (4 strips) & ignore it the rest of the time.

[PhantomOG]

I love bacon but hate the fact that my whole house will smell like bacon for a day after I cook it.

[Face]

I love bacon but hate the fact that my whole house will smell like bacon for a day after I cook it.

What's wrong with that?

I usually make turkey bacon here.

[zingo]

I just tried turkey bacon and was pretty impressed. It's good, but no substitute for the real stuff. I happened to have both kinds that day. :D

[danger boy]

I love bacon but hate the fact that my whole house will smell like bacon for a day after I cook it.

and that's a problem how? :p

[danger boy]

I wish they made bacon scented car air freshners :)

[zombie boy 2000]

Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!
Bart: Yes father.
Homer: ... Bacon up that sausage, boy!
Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!

[bobman1235]

Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!
Bart: Yes father.
Homer: ... Bacon up that sausage, boy!
Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

[audiobliss]

Turkey bacon is definitely NOT a replacement for the real deal!

And I would LOVE it if the house smelled like bacon all the time!!

[michael_w]

Right on the heel of a thread talking about cramps when you're running. :D

If it were my choice - running vs bacon - I'd choose the tasty one as well!

[audiobliss]

:D

Of course!

[zingo]

To keep the bacon humor coming:

[Kris Siegel]

[audiobliss]

Ooooooh gosh. I'll take a bacon wrapped fillet mignon ...with a baked potato with bacon bits...with a salad with bacon bits...and could you bring some extra bacon bits in a bacon cup, please?

Wow, those cups are awesome!!

[strider]

You haven't lived 'til you've had bacon chocolate....

[bobman1235]

And you probably won't live much longer once you do :)

[schwarcw]

Bacon is good food!

But, do not cook with bacon grease!!

[Kris Siegel]

[michael_w]

This thread suddenly got NSFW. Ew.

[treitz3]

I like big butts and I cannot lie....you other bro..t...he...rs....no wait a minute. That's TOO big!

[petrym]

I like big butts and I cannot lie....you other bro..t...he...rs....no wait a minute. That's TOO big!

Yeah, Baby got Back!;)

[shawn474]

I am SHOCKED at how good the pre-cooked bacon is at the grocery store.......I can eat a box of it in one sitting!! Is that bad?

[michael_w]

As long as you can still reach the remote on the coffee table from the sofa and have already trained your dog to get beer and answer the door / phone, then yes.

[Kris Siegel]

[phuz]

In Texas, we deep fry our bacon.




NOM NOM!

[Demiurge]

Battered and fried bacon with ranch dressing? Sign me up.

[sucks2beme]

My mom cooked bacon or sausage for breakfast most mornings when I
was growing up. And yes, she used bacon grease to cook the eggs in.
I got to the point I started eating cereal. Hard to believe you can get sick of
bacon. I don't eat much of it anymore. My wife makes BLT's once in a while.

[phuz]

Battered and fried bacon with ranch dressing? Sign me up.

Ranch? That's gravy dude. Gravy made with bacon grease.

[schwarcw]

She's back!