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  1. #1

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    Default A New Guru Among You

    Listen up, you rat bastards!! 'Cause I'm only gonna say this once....

    Now that I have elevated my consciousness to GURU status, here’s what you can expect from me:

    1. more audio snobbery just like my fellow gurus
    2. a lot more useless posts in order to acquire over 10K posts
    3. aggressive renegade behavior ‘cause now I’m above the “law” (i.e., Polk forum rules of conduct)
    4. less interaction with the newbs

    In return, I only expect one thing from you: total loyalty and obedience to the Early B. brand of bullst*t. If I say it, so shall it be. Amen.

    You are dismissed.
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    "God grooves with tubes."

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    Thank you SIR, YES SIR! :D
    Michael ;)
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    Now would be the time to start studying the Polk product line so you can act the part.

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    /bow...
    Update: Once again allowed on polk forums from work! New job yaaaay. Well sorta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dorokusai View Post
    Now would be the time to start studying the Polk product line so you can act the part.
    Interesting thought, but it appears that a very large percentage of people here don't even own any Polk products. This has always seemed very odd to me.

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    n00b.
    -Cody
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it

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    Quote Originally Posted by dorokusai View Post
    Now would be the time to start studying the Polk product line so you can act the part.
    In my eternal quest for truth, I moved beyond Polk products long ago. Those speakers are for the masses, and since a Guru has achieved enlightenment, he has risen above the desires of the common man.
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    "God grooves with tubes."

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    Anyone have an extra pair of rubber boots. :D
    Michael ;)
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    So let it be written; so let it be done.:D:D

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    you guys hold him down.. and i'll do the guru initiation.... just saying.. that it's painful dude .. ;)


    congrats.. now go bake me a PIE! :)

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    Congrats man

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    No GURU status in my book until you acquire a KRELL!!!!! or a MAC!!!! :D;):o And not a 5 channel one either!! Carry on exalted one...at least until you wake up :D
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    Pass him the assless chaps,all guru's have to wear 'em sooner or later.

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    .....should we tell the Emperor about his new clothes?........err....never mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by pearsall001 View Post
    Carry on exalted one...at least until you wake up :D
    Don't use my name in vain.
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it

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    :D ROTFLMAO!!!!

    The only thing you are Guru of EB, is of what makes the grass grow green.:p;)

    Quote Originally Posted by exalted512 View Post
    Don't use my name in vain.
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    There goes the neighborhood.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche

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    an honor indeed.
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    Early B. brand of bullst*t
    Just about sums it up, don't it???

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    I shall sacrifice a small furry animal groovin' in a cave with an ice pick in your name tonight e b.

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    some things just wanna make me scratch my ,,,,,,,,,:D
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)

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    HT/2-channel Rig: Sony 50” LCD TV; Toshiba HD-A2 DVD player; Emotiva LMC-1 pre/pro; Emotiva LPA-1 amp; Bada HD-22 tube CDP (modded); VMPS Tower II SE (fronts); VMPS LRC (center); Wharfedale Opus Tri-Surrounds (rear); VMPS 215 sub; and dual 10" DIY subs

    "Scratch that itch. But if it itches in your britches, don't let it linger or you'll get smelly fingers."
    Not sure Guru and no Polks

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    I think I need to step up my posting.
    My equipment sig felt inadequate and deleted itself.

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    Please, just no more movie reviews.
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Early B. View Post
    ... In return, I only expect one thing from you: total loyalty and obedience ...
    uh,.. respectfully sir. loyalty and obedience are two things.

    your humble servant,
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    Quote Originally Posted by dorokusai View Post
    Now would be the time to start studying the Polk product line so you can act the part.
    Here here! Polk Guru is not a title to be taken lightly.

    I take my responsibilities as car audio guru very seriously and have pretty much all the specs for the Polk car audio line memorized and can regurgitate them at will when newb's are in need. And Ive run nothing but Polk speakers since 2002.

    Aint I special?! :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacLeod View Post
    Polk Guru is not a title to be taken lightly.
    Well, I plan to take the title as lightly as possible.;)
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    "God grooves with tubes."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacLeod
    Here here! Polk Guru is not a title to be taken lightly.

    I take my responsibilities as car audio guru very seriously and have pretty much all the specs for the Polk car audio line memorized and can regurgitate them at will when newb's are in need. And Ive run nothing but Polk speakers since 2002.

    Aint I special?!

    No.





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    Congrats Mr. Guru , Sir.:D
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    so, 14K posts would give you the "Polk MahaGuru" status?, whoa, now that's Heavy!
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.

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