Listen up, you rat bastards!! 'Cause I'm only gonna say this once....
Now that I have elevated my consciousness to GURU status, here’s what you can expect from me:
1. more audio snobbery just like my fellow gurus
2. a lot more useless posts in order to acquire over 10K posts
3. aggressive renegade behavior ‘cause now I’m above the “law” (i.e., Polk forum rules of conduct)
4. less interaction with the newbs
In return, I only expect one thing from you: total loyalty and obedience to the Early B. brand of bullst*t. If I say it, so shall it be. Amen.
You are dismissed.