This sounds like a bad joke.. but I was cleaning around this small shed near my house, and this big hairy ass racoon starts running around inside my shed. poked his beedy eyes at me. then hid again.
I think I may need to call a raccoon terminator guy to come git rid of this vermit.
who would have thought a raccoon was living in my shed? he's got internet and HD in there too i bet. :p
oh there's more of course.. then inside the garage I found a squirrel nest.. it was well built... them squirrels are good builders. This nest was nice and comfy too. It appears he moved out some time ago though. It was empty.