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  1. #1

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    Jul 2001
    Spokane, Washington

    Thumbs down Bird poop facials, only $200

    Ok. you can't make this sh*t up.. :p
    it's to bizarre. I don't think I want to see pictures of it either.

    The latest skin-perfecting treatment to have New York women all in a tizzy is, quite literally, a load of crap. Bird crap, to be exact. The "Geisha Facial" is so named because geisha have used nightingale droppings as a makeup remover. (You can buy your own from Chidoriya.) The facial entails slathering your face in guano flown in from Japan. (Thankfully, it is zapped with a UV light to kill any lingering bacteria.) All this for the low, low price of $216.

    But it's not all BS: The poop contains a compound called guanine, which is said to remove pollutants from the skin, to clear pores, and to even out skin tone. It's my doody to ask you: Would you try this treatment, or are you pooh-poohing it?

  2. #2

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    Jun 2004
    Live Free or Die


    It sounds funny, but most soap is made of oil, fat and lard as it is, they just don't advertise it :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

  3. #3

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    Long Island


    I just dip my face in bat guano.

  4. #4

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    Feb 2006
    Over the mountain watching the watcher


    "2 Geishas, 1 Cup" ?

    I don't think that's going to do much for your complexion.
    Usually right, but sometimes not entirely factually correct.
    Shifting to Plan B

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    Mar 2005
    Fifth Ring of the Hot Place


    Cool. I 'll just go roll my face around in the bird cage tray.
    Sharp Elite 70
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    Polk Atrium 7s on the patio just to keep my foot in the door.

  6. #6

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    Dec 2005
    Safely in my Faraday cage


    "Suzie, Hey, your face looks like ass"

    Now we know why.

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