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    Thumbs down Bird poop facials, only $200

    Ok. you can't make this sh*t up.. :p
    it's to bizarre. I don't think I want to see pictures of it either.


    The latest skin-perfecting treatment to have New York women all in a tizzy is, quite literally, a load of crap. Bird crap, to be exact. The "Geisha Facial" is so named because geisha have used nightingale droppings as a makeup remover. (You can buy your own from Chidoriya.) The facial entails slathering your face in guano flown in from Japan. (Thankfully, it is zapped with a UV light to kill any lingering bacteria.) All this for the low, low price of $216.

    But it's not all BS: The poop contains a compound called guanine, which is said to remove pollutants from the skin, to clear pores, and to even out skin tone. It's my doody to ask you: Would you try this treatment, or are you pooh-poohing it?

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    It sounds funny, but most soap is made of oil, fat and lard as it is, they just don't advertise it :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

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    I just dip my face in bat guano.

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    "2 Geishas, 1 Cup" ?

    I don't think that's going to do much for your complexion.
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    Shifting to Plan B

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    Cool. I 'll just go roll my face around in the bird cage tray.
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    "Suzie, Hey, your face looks like ass"

    Now we know why.

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