A Mugging (almost)

**Pablo** · 02-09-2009 05:15 PM

A couple of weeks ago my brother-in-law was walking through a park after getting a cup of coffee and heading back to work when someone pulled a knife on him and told him to give him all his money. He's a fairly big boy (ex-marine but with a nice gut from 1 to many beers). So he takes his coffee an throws it in has face, then clocks him a nice one. They guy goes down and starts crying! That really pissed him off, so he started to kick the crap out of the guy busting he teeth. Then what does he do? Goes and gets another cup of coffee of course.

**Lasareath** · 02-09-2009 05:37 PM

Nice!

Did he mug the guy?

**obieone** · 02-09-2009 06:19 PM

LOL! I hope that mugger learned his lesson, but I doubt it. Dudes lucky that jarhead didn't shove that blade up his A$$!

**Keiko** · 02-09-2009 06:28 PM

Good for him Pablo. If I could, I'd give your bro a metal for kickin' that punk's ass. Thieves piss me off to.

**paymontna** · 02-09-2009 06:33 PM

Reminds me of an episode of Cops where a guy unknowingly tries to mug a Golden Glove boxer. The boxer knocks a few of the would be muggers teeth out. He then lets the guy pick up his teeth before escorting him to a pay phone so he can call the cops on himself.
Even the cops were laughing.

Good for your brother-in-law. Although, he could have tied him to a utility pole and let him explain his situation to the cops when they found him.

**Pablo** · 02-09-2009 06:42 PM

He probably should have called the cops. But I think after the extra kicks to the face he decided not to. When the guy started crying it really pissed him off. He said he may have busted is jaw. Plus he really wanted a cup of coffee (he starts work before 6:00am).

**george daniel** · 02-09-2009 08:05 PM

Just goes to show you,, don't eff with people before they've had their coffee;):)

**John30_30** · 02-09-2009 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Lasareath

Nice!

Did he mug the guy?

I think you could say he styrofoamed him.

The guy starts crying. That's like the scene from In Bruges. Priceless.

**Polk user** · 02-09-2009 10:20 PM

Your NEVER an ex marine. Your a former marine.

Semper Fi

**ohskigod** · 02-10-2009 12:14 AM

you know, criminals usually pick their targets better.........this guy might have been a noob (gonna be lots of them in this new economy)

either way, tell him I said congrats on curb stomping the idiot.

let us all remember the lesson here that is, do not underestimate the awesome power of a hot cup of joe and a bitchin right hook

**mrbigbluelight** · 02-10-2009 12:27 AM

If your brother had just come from Starbucks, it may have been cheaper for him to give the mugger his money than to waste a cup of Joe.

He did Juan Valdez proud !!

**Keiko** · 02-10-2009 02:15 AM

I've said this before and I'm serious in this belief. Get medieval on these thugs. Cut their friggen' hands off for stealing. Cut their berries off for rape. Impale the murderers. If we had tougher laws, I guarantee there would be less of this kinda crap. On average, it costs taxpayers 200.00 a day to house a criminal that's been incarcerated. If they started executing the worst of them. I mean the really violent criminals that have no place in society, imagine the impact that would have on the economy and our already over-crowded prisons. Call me heartless, but when you've been on the other side of the fence you might not be as compassionate either.

**bobman1235** · 02-10-2009 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by Keiko

I've said this before and I'm serious in this belief. Get medieval on these thugs. Cut their friggen' hands off for stealing. Cut their berries off for rape. Impale the murderers.

Sure, look how well it worked for the Islamic countries. And if there's one thing we should aspire to be, it's like them.

**exalted512** · 02-10-2009 07:22 AM

He should've took enough money from the mugger to pay for his cup of coffee...lol
-Cody

**Fireman32** · 02-10-2009 07:55 AM

Good for your brother. Thats a great story.

**obieone** · 02-10-2009 07:27 PM

Somhow I imagine it looked like this:D NSFW

**Sherardp** · 02-10-2009 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by Polk user

Your NEVER an ex marine. Your a former marine.

Semper Fi

True Indeed, and Semper Fi to you Sharpshooting Devildog. 1st FSSG 15th MEU here.

Good for your bro for taking that clown out OP. I would have gotten fired up and done the same thing, maybe a little more. Lol.

**Keiko** · 02-10-2009 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by obieone

somhow i imagine it looked like this:d nsfw

LoL! HOOYAH! :D

**bdaley6509** · 02-11-2009 10:33 AM

yeah...that was good.

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