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    Question Math Problem

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

    What makes life 100% ?

    If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But,
    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,
    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
    close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

    And look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?
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    Default math of Corporate America

    I'd want to be a:

    B R O W N - N O S E R
    2-18-15-23-14-13-15-19-5-18 = 142%
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    I like this math problem better than the bullet math problem.

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    Won't take you as high as asskissing...but not bad:

    HONESTY
    8+15+14+5+19+20+25 = 106%

    See? Things are not so bad ;)
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    Good thought provoking thread!

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    Being an "Ass Kisser" will get you 109 %, which seems to serve people quite well.

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    So that's why bull**** has worked so well.:D

    Must.....try......harder.
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    Toby must have been bored today. ;)
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