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    Question Make your sand amp sound like tubes...

    "We are not able to provide an accurate description why the "Tube-o-lator" stuff actually works"

    Dry this one out and fertilize the lawn.

    http://www.altmann.haan.de/tubeolator/

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    "where does he get those wonderful links"..............?
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    I'll admit it. I have introduced the Russman to the wonderful world of my nutty Texas friends. :)

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    If you order some Tube-o-lator, go ahead and order a large supply of dehydrated water (just add water). The same company sells batteries, but batteries aren't included, so you'll have to buy them again.

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    Now there's something very interesting. I may buy some when I get my seperates. Anybody know if you have to re-apply this stuff after a while? or do you just apply once?

    Russman, do you have anymore interesting audio stuff to share with us?
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    Wow! I wonder if the stuff actually works? Man oh man I would like to talk to the bloke who smothered his Mcintosh gear with this crap. I wonder how many people have actually bought this stuff? You have to admit, they are pretty generous.
    To make a long story short: We have decided to disclose our formerly secret weapon, the Altmann "Tube-o-lator" lacquer to the audiophile community and the hifi-industry. What we have uncovered is far too valuable, to be restricted to our own audio products only.
    and have a hellava FAQ section too:
    "Is this a joke?" The answer is "No" and "Is this for real?" The answer is "Yes"
    haha thanks for the laugh.

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    PT Barnum would love "Tube-o-lator"...
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    Originally posted by burdette
    If you order some Tube-o-lator, go ahead and order a large supply of dehydrated water (just add water). The same company sells batteries, but batteries aren't included, so you'll have to buy them again.
    They do have a good marketing campaingn though! :D
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