Girls Night Out

[Keiko]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in a cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
that his normally sweet & innocent wife was still in bed hung
over, so he phoned the other husband and said,
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband.
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said,"

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.'

:p

[lightman1]

OOOHHHH!! Thanks for coming! try the veal...and be kind to the staff... Be here all week!!!!!

[JohnLocke88]

*buh dum tish*

[F1nut]

Hehe.....