5 Rules for Men to Follow to be Happy in Life

[Keiko]

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

:D :p

[lightman1]

Preach it Brother Mike!
I'm too damn mean and ugly for any woman to hang around with. That and my general lack of hygiene. Halitosis, BO...etc.

[Toolfan66]

Is John reading this?

That was funny :)

[rayslifecycle]

Nice Mike

[kawizx9r]

No damn wonder I've been having so much f^&k!ng trouble, no one told me #5 =(

[comfortablycurt]

There needs to be a 6th rule as well.

6.You must make every attempt to introduce these women to each other...and talk them into being ok with it. If it works, rule 5 is eliminated, and rule 6 becomes rule 5.

[danz1906]

Thats a good-1