Lamest Blonde Joke Ever

[Keiko]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying," Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.... "

:p

[sTiLlLeArNiNg]

ROTFLMFAO :D

What do you call a blonde with pigtail's?

A BJ with handle bar's! :)

[kosta]

lol funny

[thuffman03]

Very funny!

[wutadumsn23]

LOL, Mike. I got one...... Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory??









She was throwing away all the "W's"

HARHAR

-Jeff

[kawizx9r]

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

:D

[Keiko]

Oh...You guys are hysterical! :p

[Knucklehead]

What do you call a blonde with her hair dyed brown?


Artificial intelligance!