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    Default Here's The Plan

    This was sent to me, I didn't write it, but thought it had some
    good points. I offer it for your entertainment.


    These should be the 10 precepts forming the foundation of the
    future United States alone, since the United Nations has ceased
    to be credible or relevant. I propose the following 10 point non-
    interference plan which should make the world happy!

    Here's the plan:

    1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
    their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the
    rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
    with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines and leave them on
    their own. They don't want us there. We would station troops at
    our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
    leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
    remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
    regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
    days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
    would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
    don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone.
    We don't need any more cab drivers.

    5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
    they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
    energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of
    energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
    wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
    barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
    we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
    seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of
    what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people
    who need it most get very little, if any anyway.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't
    need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would
    make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
    no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
    'Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    Here's the plan: We hijack some missiles from Kerplakistan and hold the world ransom for....ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

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