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    Talking THE Game

    Q: What is the difference between a dollar bill and the Michigan Wolverines?
    A: A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.

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    Q: What do you call a Michigan cheerleader with two brain cells?
    A: Pregnant.



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    Q: Why don't Michigan fans let their kids play in the sand box?
    A: Because the cats keep covering them up.



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    Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan fans?
    A: A Whine Cellar

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    Q: An OSU fan and a Michigan fan are in the third grade. Who's bigger?
    A: The Michigan fan... he's 18 years old.

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    Q: How do you get all of the Michigan grads out of your neighborhood?
    A: Hide all of the cardboard boxes.

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    Q: What do you say to a Michigan player in a 3 piece suit?
    A: Will the defendant please rise?



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    Q: How do you keep a Michigan player out of the endzone?
    A: Put a classroom there.



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    Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
    A: A visitor

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    Q: How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
    A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.



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    Q: Why do women in Michigan wear high heels?
    A: To keep their knuckles from dragging on the ground.



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    Q: What does a tornado and a Michigan Grad have in common?
    A: They both end up in trailer parks.


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    Q: Why are there 2 teams from Michigan in the Big ten?
    A: There was so much crap in Ann Arbor they had to start another pile.



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    Q: What are the three hardest years in the life of a Michigan Wolverine fan?
    A: Second Grade.



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    Q: Why do the University of Michigan grads hang their diplomas from the rearview mirror?
    A: So they can park in the handicapped spaces.



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    Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
    A: Ann Arbor, MI ......He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

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    Q: What do you call a 200 lb. Michigan cheerleader?
    A: Anorexic


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    Q: How many Michigan freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: None, it's a sophomore course


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    Q: What is blue and yellow and has two teeth?
    A: The front row at Michigan stadium.

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    Q: What's the difference between a Michigan cheerleader and an elephant?
    A: About 50 pounds.
    Q: How do you make up the difference?
    A: Force feed the elephant.



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    Q: What is the difference between a dead dog on the freeway and a dead Michigan fan on the freeway?
    A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.


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    Q: What is the difference between Michigan and Frosted Flakes?
    A: Frosted Flakes know what to do in a Bowl.

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    Q: What is the difference between a Michigan fan and a bucket of s#!%?
    A: The bucket.


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    Q: What's the difference between Michigan stadium and a porcupine?
    A: Michigan stadium has 100,000 pricks on the inside.

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    Q: If 3 Michigan players are in a car, then who is driving?
    A: A police officer.



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    Q: How do you keep a Michigan player from drowning??
    A: Take your foot of of their head.

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    Q: How do you get a Michigan grad off of your front porch?
    A: Pay him for the pizza.



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    Q: What is the only sign of intelligent life in Michigan?
    A: The freeway sign that says "Columbus, 192 miles".

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    Q: What does the average UM student get on his SAT?
    A: Drool


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    I take it you don't like Michigan?
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    How do you save some one from Colorado who has been beaten so severely that the doctors say they can do nothing for him Send him to UofM's Medical facilities, and as long as they did't read this thread, they might send him to there dental facility to put his teeth back in.

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    Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
    A: SOME ONE NOT FROM COLORADO

    Q: How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
    A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

    Sorry, that's MSU

    Q: What does a tornado and a Michigan Grad have in common?
    A: They both end up in trailer parks.

    That's Funny My wife's uncle is a computer programmer who is quite well off and graduated from UofM(and the only one in the family who did not go to MSU)

    Q: What is blue and yellow and has two teeth?
    A: The front row at Michigan stadium.

    At least It's one more than most residents of Colorado have.

    Q: What is the difference between a dead dog on the freeway and a dead Michigan fan on the freeway?
    A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

    You have not been to Michigan, the only thing we stop for here is bigger vehicles and deer

    Q: What's the difference between Michigan stadium and a porcupine?
    A: Michigan stadium has 100,000 pricks on the inside., Yeah, and that's the fans form Colorado

    Q: If 3 Michigan players are in a car, then who is driving?
    A: A police officer. True, because they just kicked your ars

    Q: How do you keep a Michigan player from drowning??
    A: Take your foot of of their head. Sorry to see you are a serial killer

    Q: What do you call a Michigan cheerleader with two brain cells?
    A: Pregnant.
    Don't know what school you went to but the correct answer is dead.


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