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  1. 12-09-2009 03:29 PM #1
    Keiko
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    Default I want a mistress

    for Christmas.



    Rock on...;)
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  2. 12-09-2009 03:37 PM #2
    Keiko
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    So what do you all want?

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  3. 12-09-2009 03:39 PM #3
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    Your two front teeth. :D

    And to find out who other's is.
    I don't read the newsssspaperssss because dey aaaallllllllll...... have ugly print.
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  4. 12-09-2009 03:43 PM #4
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    I already ordered all my Christmas presents for myself and damn it I forgot one of them.
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  5. 12-09-2009 03:49 PM #5
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    Be careful, your lover's spouse can sue you!

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/12/08...its/index.html
    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  6. 12-09-2009 03:53 PM #6
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    Who is, Sue? Is she a hottie?
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  7. 12-09-2009 04:44 PM #7
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    My neighbor sued a guy and won 10 or 15k. for real. First I'd heard about the ability. But the guy has to have something to get something too.
    Most people just listen to music and watch movies . I am glad to be a part of a select group that tries to take our auditory and visual senses to a higher level: we EXPERIENCE them.... GOT SDA?...GOT SUNFIRE? ...GOT Maggies?
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  8. 12-09-2009 04:45 PM #8
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    Thats only in California!!
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  9. 12-09-2009 04:50 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJPOLKER View Post
    Thats only in California!!
    Nope.

    There's a few states you can do it in. NC is one of them.
    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  10. 12-09-2009 04:53 PM #10
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    Thank god I am in New Jersey
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  11. 12-09-2009 04:54 PM #11
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    Keiko,
    Who do you think you are? Tiger Woods?
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  12. 12-09-2009 05:05 PM #12
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    Tiger who?
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  13. 12-09-2009 05:11 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keiko View Post
    Tiger who?
    Tiger wooooooooooooo you know. The guy who ripped right through Green Beret training. The guy who can drive a golf ball farther than he can a Cadillac Escalade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keiko View Post
    Tiger who?
    :D:p


    The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowofnight View Post
    :D:p


    Man! That dude's got some big HANDS! No wonder the chicks dig him! Gotta make up for looking like a complete goober somehow!
    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  16. 12-09-2009 06:04 PM #16
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    From Leno"

    What is the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

    Santa only does three Ho's
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  17. 12-09-2009 06:52 PM #17
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    My Gramma told me never marry a women with big hands. They make your dick look small. She was smart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by potee View Post
    My Gramma told me never marry a women with big hands. They make your dick look small. She was smart.
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  19. 12-09-2009 07:27 PM #19
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    Anyone wanna wrestle?

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  20. 12-09-2009 09:07 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by potee View Post
    My Gramma told me never marry a women with big hands. They make your dick look small. She was smart.
    Reminds of the time when I was out with a couple of old friends. The dialogue went something like this:

    Q: Why is it that you only date * chicks?
    A: Because when we're having sex I look like a "movie" star. (ed. still no John Holmes I bet)

    * trying to be PC so I don't offend anyone
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