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    Default 'Tis the season to be . . .

    SHARTING! Ever since Thanksgiving I've been cursed with the sharts. I don't know if it is the holiday food or what.

    Anybody else experiencing this phenomina?:o

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    no but thanks for sharing it with us Joe Hope you feel better pal.

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    I feel great, it's my wife having to do the laundry that is having the problem!:D

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    he who has never sharted cast the first stone...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hearingimpared View Post
    Anybody else experiencing this phenomina?:o
    Only when I get a PM from you. :p




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    Quote Originally Posted by hearingimpared View Post
    Anybody else experiencing this phenomina?:o
    Well, nothing that's touched cotton yet, but a few close calls.:D

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    All that buttseck's in the '70's is catchin' up lol

    What's better sharting or prarie doggin'?
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    I'll offer flatulence to that and raise the bar...............oh, ****! [No pun intended]

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    Can't say that I have
    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!

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    Here I sit all broken hearted. Thought I pooped, but only sharted. :(

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    Here I sit on the cold, cold pit, grunting and groaning and trying to s&it, but only sharted.

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    There once was a lady from China. Who once put a popsicle in her...Oh nevermind. Shart on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keiko View Post
    Here I sit all broken hearted. Thought I pooped, but only sharted. :(
    Yesterday I took a chance, tried to fart and sh!t my pants!:D
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    There once was a man from Nantuckit. Who's @$%^ was so long he could &*%# it. He said with a grin, while scratching his chin, if my ear were a &^%%@ I'd #$%& it.

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    Ah! Sharting what a relief.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sTiLlLeArNiNg View Post
    All that buttseck's in the '70's is catchin' up lol

    What's better sharting or prarie doggin'?
    buttseck's and 70's what?
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    Thanks for sharing Joe...but no problems on this end (pun intended). I'd better knock on wood!
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    I should but can't say I do/did. It must be the good libations I enjoy.

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    You are NOT alone Joe. I haven't had a solid one in weeks!
    Had a REAL close call this a.m., running across the parking lot of HD.:o
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    Somehow this video just seems appropriate for this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by superjunior View Post
    he who has never sharted PASS the first stone...

    Fixed it for YA:D;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by shack View Post
    Somehow this video just seems appropriate for this thread...

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    OMG my sides hurt. I just showed it to my wife and my sides are hurting more from her reaction!

    BTW the Holiday Flu is gone.:D

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