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    Default Things are looking up for Tiger - He has a new sponsor...

    The Tiger "Extra Long and Straight" will be the first signature model....

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    Nice!

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    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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    .... you made my beer come out my nose!.... lol. and I knew what it was going to be before I saw it.
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    Tiger Balm....for when your muscles hurt and you want to feel like a douchebag.

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    He's no longer Tiger. You guys haven't heard? He's a Cheetah now...

    I'll spare you the Santa one but I just ran across this one today.

    Two woodpeckers.....

    Two Woodpeckers..
    A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico
    arguing about which country had the toughest trees.

    The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker
    could peck.

    The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked

    a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

    The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker
    to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently

    used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence
    that he could do it and accepted the challenge.


    The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully
    pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.


    Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian

    woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker
    was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree
    in their own country?

    After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
    Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder
    when you're away from home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by treitz3 View Post
    He's no longer Tiger. You guys haven't heard? He's a Cheetah now...
    ... I was thinking more along the lines of the new Energizer Bunny, but that works.
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    Benghazi was more than just FUBARED...

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    Hey even Santa knows how to stop at 3 Ho's

    Greedy bastard :)


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    Too funny! I heard that his newest sponsor was Pork.

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    What that poor bastard is going through just to get his ding-a-ling wet. Dope!

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    That is too funny!
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    This is too hilarious! Good Lick on you Tiger!


    Ooooooooooooops....I mean Luck!

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    Nike didn't drop him, their motto is "Just Do It".

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    With a Billion (with a B) dollars, I wish I had his "problems" !

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    Quote Originally Posted by megasat16;
    Good Lick on you Tiger!

    Ooooooooooooops....I mean Luck!
    Misspelled it twice in one post....go figure.
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