Not like anybody cares. But I didn't have much time to be here.
Started my truck on Sunday morning. Heard a horrendous noise under the hood and then a stink like I have never smelled before. It wasn't the worst smell I ever smelled (that was a lower G.I. bleed) but it was something new.
It was the stink of shredded skunk.
I needed to replace all the belts and the fan and I've spent the past two days cleaning the engine bay and under carriage with an enzyme cleaner to get rid of the stink. It's mostly gone now. Sometimes I can smell it if the windows are down and the truck is hot. Animal control dude told me to get a couple of black lights and leave them on under the truck for a while. The UV apparently breaks down the scent molecules faster. He said a few days of that when the truck isn't moving anywhere and it'll be gone.
Go ahead and laugh. "Couldn't happen to a nicer guy", yada, yada, yada. You're cool.
All I know is that there is one very dead skunk and that kinda makes me happy. Maybe the neighbor's cats will get the hint?