Cought this in email and fell out of my chair!
A man boards a plane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up
sees a very beautiful woman on the plane. He soon realizes that she is
heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business or vacation?"
She turns and smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs Convention in Chicago." He swallows hard. Here is the most
gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting next to him, and she's going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs!!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks her, "What's your
business at the convention?" "Lecturer," she says. "I use my experience to
debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he says,
swallowing hard. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
most well-endowed, when actually it is the Native American Indian who is
most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men
are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Hispanic descent.
However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is
the Southern redneck."
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm
she says. "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your
"Tonto!" the man says. "Tonto Gonzalez," but my friends call me BUBBA!"