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  1. 05-12-2003 10:27 AM #1
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    Default Colossal Colon Crawl Anyone?

    http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/story.hts/health/1900902
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  2. 05-12-2003 01:48 PM #2
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    Awesome! No I can play out my secret fantasy as a human enema!





    Shep
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  3. 05-12-2003 01:54 PM #3
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    Wiat until you see the Poop-shoot slide.


    Peace Out~:D
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  4. 05-12-2003 02:16 PM #4
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    So basically one could say:

    A Tour2colon? (rimshot) Thank you, thank you very much.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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    "Do not ignore bleeding," said Pidala, "People come to us every week and say they've been bleeding from their hemorrhoids for years when really they've been bleeding from cancerous tumors."


    THAT, gentlemen, is just good advice in general ... do NOT ignore your bleeding.
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  6. 05-12-2003 04:55 PM #6
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    I should be OK since my head is normally shoved so far up my ass I get acid burns!

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    If they serve beer I am all over that colon!
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    Ya know, this is serious business.. something just doesn't smell right with all these jokes... ignoring your colon can put you in deep ****.
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    I wonder if there are smell machines or the like to make the atmosphere in there *just right*
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    Concession stand sells only beer and bananas... a deadly duo...
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  12. 05-12-2003 08:07 PM #12
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    Beer + Tuna fish = clear the effin room
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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