OK, when did I become a Polkazoid? I don't think I've ever seen a list of the number of posts needed for a promotion... I'm assuming it must've been when I crossed 500, not long ago, and just didn't notice.
Do I get a raise? Free speakers? Lunch? In the past, being ANYTHINGazoid wasn't a good thing.. time for a mental readjustment, I guess.
I think when I get home tonight I'm going to ask my wife if there is any way to become a sexazoid.