How to get out of a speeding ticket

[Keiko]

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-405, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.



Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

[superjunior]

good one :D

[xcapri79]

Great joke. That might actually work. Some have a sense of humor.
Can't say the same for the RCMP.;)

[Knucklehead]

Thats hilarious.

[Fireman32]

Awesome

[zarrdoss]

"if you don't think thats funny then you get out of here right now"

[hearingimpared]

Good one Lillian!

[jacob.simpson]

:D good one

[packetjones]

Thats great. Even my wife laughed at that one. Gonna have tell a family member that is a cop. I bet he will like it as well.

[squeeb]

... or you could use the one a women who worked with my mom used.

Policeman approached her car after pulling her over for speeding.

She asks, "Don't suppose you are selling me tickets to the policeman's ball, are you?"

He replies, "Ma'am, policemen don't have balls anymore."

He turned completely red and returned to his car. No ticket.

[brettw22]

Both jokes have been around for years..........funny though

[disneyjoe7]

Nice one!


But I haven't heard it before. :)

[Sherardp]

Nice.........!!!

[concealer404]

I've actually had the old "I'm only giving you one ticket today. Were you wearing your seatbelt?" scenario happen to me. I was a very happy man.

[JimKellyfan]

hahahahahahaha

[Demiurge]

Toyota owners have an instant out now...

How to get out of a speeding ticket

"Sorry officer, my accelerator was stuck!" :(

[concealer404]

Toyota owners have an instant out now...



"Sorry officer, my accelerator was stuck!" :(

I'm pretty sure that's what the case is with the Prius situation that popped up yesterday. Though how anyone got a Prius up to 94mph is beyond me.

Of course, the same could be said for early 90s Ford Escorts. But erm.... John? Care to chime in here? ;):p

[Demiurge]

I'm pretty sure that's what the case is with the Prius situation that popped up yesterday. Though how anyone got a Prius up to 94mph is beyond me.

Of course, the same could be said for early 90s Ford Escorts. But erm.... John? Care to chime in here? ;):p

:p

...you could say it for any car, really. People are hysterical and irrational over this Toyota thing. Of course, this is more about settling scores than any honest concern about safety. Whole thing is completely out of perspective. So much BS, too.

[nguyendot]

Hey I have a 99 escort and it ...well nevermind.

[zingo]